Posted by Damp Cardigan on June 27, 2014 · Leave a Comment
KING ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions KNIGHT: Three questions. KING ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions KNIGHT: Three questions. KING ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety. ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong? KING ARTHUR: Then you are cast … Continue reading →
Category Politics, Religion · Tagged with Blogging, Britain, British, Citizenship Test, Exams, Funny, Germany, Humour, Immigration, Jeremy Kyle, John Steinbeck, Knowledge, Multiple Choice, Nazi Germany, News Media, Newspaper, Pick Me Up, Politicians, politics, Quantum Leap, Racism, Red Tops, Religion., Sauron, The British Empire, The Daily Express, The Daily Star, The Lord of the Rings, The Nineties, The Sun, The United Kingdom, Useless, Writing
Posted by Damp Cardigan on April 29, 2014 · 1 Comment
Ubiquitous pork-scratching David Cameron has spent the last few weeks declaring his devotion to Christianity in the press and generally making a mockery of the country he governs. A pretty solid performance from our Emperor I think you’ll agree. I’m not sure what sort of campaign manager he’s got in place for the run-up to … Continue reading →
Category Atheism, Capitalism, Digital Media, Funny, Humour, Idiots, Journalism, Politics · Tagged with Atheism, Atheist, Big Society, British Weather, Campaign, Capitalism, Catholicism, Christianity, David Cameron, Ed Milliband, Evangelical, Evangelical Christianity, Fascism, Funny, General Election, God, Government, Humour, Idiots, Jesus, Jewish, Judaism, Justin Bieber, Labour, Mondays, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, Religion., The Bible, The Conservative Party, The Labour Party, The Liberal Democrats, Tories, Tory Party, UKIP
Posted by Damp Cardigan on February 19, 2014 · 1 Comment
At a recent theological debate between Bill Nye and Ken Ham 22 self-identifying creationists were asked to write a question aimed at there atheist/agnostic counterparts. Seen as I identify as a practicing atheist I thought I would have a go at answering them myself. I will accept the consequences of my actions like a big … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on December 16, 2013 · Leave a Comment
There is no debate anymore. No reason to question or fine-tooth-comb the details into a neat moustache of conclusion. All discussion from here on in is purely academic, scenery for the female of the species out to prove a post-modern feminist argument of physical superiority like it’s important somehow. Females have had child-birth to hold … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on November 5, 2013 · Leave a Comment
Dear Mr/Mrs Politician, Your time is up. We, the human race, would like to thank you for your input from the fringes of humanity, your thankless enthusiasm for self serving rhetoric and unquenchable thirst for power, immeasurable even using modern science. You do not qualify as a human on any more than a molecular level. … Continue reading →
Category Blogging, Capitalism, Politics, Religion, Writing · Tagged with Blog, Capitalist Politics, Capitalist Principles, Funny, George Osborne, Guy Fawkes, Howard Beale, Humans, Jeremy Paxman, Left Wing Politics, Letter, London, Network (1976), Paddy Chayefsky, Paralympics, politics, Revolution, Robert Webb, Russel Brand, Russel Brand interview, Sidney Lumet, Writing, Youtube
Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 29, 2013 · 1 Comment
I don’t know a great deal about what happened in Woolwich last week. This is because no one does. That terrifying, barbaric act of murder needs explaining at the earliest opportunity but due to the nature of it no reasoning will ever adequately satisfy our need to know the why. Maybe this is because it’s … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 19, 2013 · Leave a Comment
If you missed Part 1 then head here, otherwise the order will be all messed up and something really bad might happen, like dealing with a confused aura or your chakras being out of alignment. Moving on let’s look at the great steps taken to prove the credibility of the Secret theory although in the … Continue reading →
Category Atheism, Blogging, Religion, The Law of Attraction, Writing · Tagged with Allen Ginsberg, Atheism, Brad Pitt, Capitalism, Capitalist Principles, Christianity, Clint Eastwood, Hippy, Ideology, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, philosophy, Positive Thinking, Religion., Rhonda Byrne, Sceptic, Secret Teacher, The Law of Attraction, The Secret, The Secret Book, The Secret Cheque, The Secret DVD, The Universe
Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 17, 2013 · 1 Comment
The political disappearance of the left wing in the western world has given rise to the commercialisation of alternative living. Former gatherings of those seeking the counter culture, like Glastonbury Festival, now resemble vessels for mass marketing and capitalist principles. Finding new ways of conducting yourself through this minefield of profit driven ideology, hypocritically, results … Continue reading →
Category Blogging, Capitalism, Funny, Humour, Journalism, Religion, The Law of Attraction, Writing · Tagged with Allen Ginsberg, Atheism, Brad Pitt, Capitalism, Capitalist Principles, Christianity, Clint Eastwood, Hippy, Ideology, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, philosophy, Positive Thinking, Religion., Rhonda Byrne, Sceptic, Secret Teacher, The Law of Attraction, The Secret, The Secret Book, The Secret DVD
Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 15, 2013 · 1 Comment
Atheism is changing. No longer is it just the counter argument of a minority, chastised by the God-fearing for trying to justify a sinful existence. Atheism is an ever-growing global movement that now enjoys celebrity endorsement and freedoms afforded by an increasingly tolerant society. But this has been the trick. The key word here is … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on April 7, 2013 · 3 Comments
A modern day parable. You can consider this the concluding chapter of an accidental theological trilogy that has found it’s way to the page almost all by itself. I never really set out with a specific agenda, sometimes themes kind of stay with you for a bit. Even though atheism is growing amongst the people … Continue reading →
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