Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 8, 2015 · Leave a Comment
“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” Red – The Shawshank Redemption I just woke up, not twenty minutes ago, shocked, bewildered and crushed by tiredness and this inescapable sense of doom surrounding the Conservative Party’s projected victory in this election. There were moments … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on November 18, 2014 · Leave a Comment
What is there to be done about charity singles? I’m almost afraid to say but the sentiment is lost on me. I’m sure the intentions for the most part are honourable and I’m certain that Geldof really does give a shit about the Ebola crisis. The problem is the final product is less than the … Continue reading →
Filed under Current Affairs, Music · Tagged with Africa, Band Aid, Band Aid 30, Bono, Chris Martin, Christmas, Coldplay, Disease, Ebola, Ebola Crisis, Ed Sheeran, Famine, Feed The World, George Osborne, Lyrics, Lyrics Changed, Music, Pop, Pop Song, Self Righteousness, Simon Cowell, Television, The Conservative Party, U2, VAT, Western Guilt, X Factor
Posted by Damp Cardigan on November 10, 2014 · 2 Comments
Britain First!? Have you heard of them? If you have a book of faces then chances are you’ve stumbled across something, perhaps unwittingly, shared from these cretins. I say unwittingly but this is not to mock the person who hit the share button as this act takes a micro-second of anyone’s busy schedule and not, … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on September 16, 2014 · Leave a Comment
Did you see David Cameron give that speech in Scotland? If not, then go and find that video and try and watch it without something appalling happening to your face. What a dreadful man he really is. I used to think that his smugness was impenetrable, like a thick layer of weapons-grade entitlement but there … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on August 29, 2014 · Leave a Comment
Has anyone turned on the news recently? This is not a trick question, I’m asking because I’ve had two weeks away from work so I actually spent some time enjoying myself and didn’t feel a need to constantly check my misery device for signs of life outside of office based stupidity. Admittedly, it’s more than … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 27, 2014 · 12 Comments
Furious would be a good way to describe how I felt about the people of my hometown when the news broke that UKIP had stormed the recent European elections. They had the majority of the votes in most of the country also, spreading my disgust nationally for all of the wrong reasons. Knee-jerk reactions are … Continue reading →
Filed under Politics · Tagged with Apathy, Britain, Europe, European Election, Fascism, Funny, Germany, Homophobia, Homophobic, Humour, Music, Nigel Farage, politics, Racism, Racist, Russell Brand, The Conservative Party, The General Election 2015, The Labour Party, The Liberal Democrats, UKIP, Votes, Voting, Wrexham
Posted by Damp Cardigan on April 29, 2014 · 1 Comment
Ubiquitous pork-scratching David Cameron has spent the last few weeks declaring his devotion to Christianity in the press and generally making a mockery of the country he governs. A pretty solid performance from our Emperor I think you’ll agree. I’m not sure what sort of campaign manager he’s got in place for the run-up to … Continue reading →
Filed under Atheism, Capitalism, Digital Media, Funny, Humour, Idiots, Journalism, Politics · Tagged with Atheism, Atheist, Big Society, British Weather, Campaign, Capitalism, Catholicism, Christianity, David Cameron, Ed Milliband, Evangelical, Evangelical Christianity, Fascism, Funny, General Election, God, Government, Humour, Idiots, Jesus, Jewish, Judaism, Justin Bieber, Labour, Mondays, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, Religion., The Bible, The Conservative Party, The Labour Party, The Liberal Democrats, Tories, Tory Party, UKIP
Posted by Damp Cardigan on March 18, 2014 · Leave a Comment
Dystopia noun – An imagined place or state in which everything is unpleasant or bad, typically a totalitarian or environmentally degraded one. The opposite of Utopia. Oxford English Dictionary The Judge, a disproportionate man who stands smaller than he thinks, introduces his victim to the audience. Like a Circus Ringmaster, he invites you to marvel … Continue reading →
Filed under Capitalism, Digital Media, Television · Tagged with 2014, Beating a Dead Dog, Chat Show, Chav, Chavs, Conservative, Conservative Values, David Cameron, Daytime Television, Dystopia, Dystopian, Entertainment, Flogging a Dead Horse, Jeremy Kyle, Judge, Jury, Stoning, Television, The Apocalypse, The Conservative Party, The Eighties, The Future, The Jeremy Kyle Show, Utopia
Posted by Damp Cardigan on December 12, 2013 · 1 Comment
For all of the words written, rhetoric delivered and ignorantly received I am wondering if anyone has discovered the answer to society’s problem. It would seem that after all of this time, where an immeasurable effort was put into realising that there is a problem and were all doomed, somebody would have found a solution … Continue reading →
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Posted by Damp Cardigan on September 2, 2013 · Leave a Comment
September is the shittiest month of the year. Its thirty days long and carved from the most potent of turds and designed specifically with depression, dejection and fear in mind. More powerful than January with its depleted monetary issues and it makes April’s ‘end of tax year’ obstacles seem like a distant holiday. Think about … Continue reading →
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