2016 – Ground Zero for the Apocalypse?

You’ve got four years to look at him America. FOUR YEARS, at least! You’ll see him every morning on Fox News. You’ll sit at the breakfast table with him whilst eating your bullet shaped cereal with a semi-automatic spoon. You’ll go to work and maybe go a couple of hours without laying eyes on him … Continue reading

An ode to thievery, straight hair and a lost pen

What follows here is a truer than true story of Christmas misery and yuletide farce that really belongs in a terrifyingly well-written Shane Black movie. My family enjoys a good old fake Christmas. Now I don’t mean this in the Jehovah’s Witness, bullshit sense but a much more logical one. But, you know, still fake. … Continue reading