Britain First (in the race to be racist, bigoted and evil)

Britain First!? Have you heard of them? If you have a book of faces then chances are you’ve stumbled across something, perhaps unwittingly, shared from these cretins. I say unwittingly but this is not to mock the person who hit the share button as this act takes a micro-second of anyone’s busy schedule and not, … Continue reading

The Great British Turn Off

Has anyone turned on the news recently? This is not a trick question, I’m asking because I’ve had two weeks away from work so I actually spent some time enjoying myself and didn’t feel a need to constantly check my misery device for signs of life outside of office based stupidity. Admittedly, it’s more than … Continue reading

The Apocalypse 2: When it came, it came with murderous sincerity, shaking its posterior like a demented bag of constipated potatoes.

January 2155: Further excavation uncovered more terrifying entries offering a wider picture of why the world ended in 2014. NAME: PHIL WATSON ALIAS: WHITE PUDDING WEAPON OF CHOICE: UNDERSTANDING THE DEFINITION OF IRONY LOCATION: UNKNOWN The explosions came as the bell chimed 12 in a rapture of self congratulatory nonsense. Then, a deafening silence took … Continue reading