Posted by Damp Cardigan on August 29, 2014 · Leave a Comment
Has anyone turned on the news recently? This is not a trick question, I’m asking because I’ve had two weeks away from work so I actually spent some time enjoying myself and didn’t feel a need to constantly check my misery device for signs of life outside of office based stupidity. Admittedly, it’s more than … Continue reading →
Filed under News · Tagged with Boris Johnson, Boy-Bands, Breakfast News, British Summer, British Weather, Charity, Crisis, David Cameron, English Dictionary, Facebook, Funny, Headlines, Humour, Iain Watters, Ignorance, News, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, politics, Rain, Robin Williams, Russia, social networking, The Conservative Party, The Great British Bake Off, The Ice Bucket Challenge, The Internet, Twitter, UKIP, Ukraine, War, Weather, Will Self, Writing
Posted by Damp Cardigan on September 2, 2013 · Leave a Comment
September is the shittiest month of the year. Its thirty days long and carved from the most potent of turds and designed specifically with depression, dejection and fear in mind. More powerful than January with its depleted monetary issues and it makes April’s ‘end of tax year’ obstacles seem like a distant holiday. Think about … Continue reading →
Filed under Fear, Funny, Humour, Journalism, News, Politics, Writing · Tagged with Aliens, Arachnophobia, Autumn, Back to Work, Calendar, E.T, Fear of Spiders, Funny, Gameshows, HD, Holiday, Humour, Liberal Politics, Magic, Magician, Months, politics, September, Spiders, Summer, Television, The Conservative Party, The Daily Mail, War, Weapons of Mass Destruction, work, Writing