Scottish independence and the eight-legged Emperor.

Did you see David Cameron give that speech in Scotland? If not, then go and find that video and try and watch it without something appalling happening to your face. What a dreadful man he really is. I used to think that his smugness was impenetrable, like a thick layer of weapons-grade entitlement but there … Continue reading

The X Factor, Reddit and other reasons to be The King of Spain

A sabbatical has been taken from this weird habit I have. It’s almost intolerable needing or wanting to write something about everything. Having too much to say about stuff leads to exasperation with having to say anything at all. It makes you question the need for a forum (Blog?) in which subjects are collected and … Continue reading

September is a genocidal maniac

September is the shittiest month of the year. Its thirty days long and carved from the most potent of turds and designed specifically with depression, dejection and fear in mind. More powerful than January with its depleted monetary issues and it makes April’s ‘end of tax year’ obstacles seem like a distant holiday. Think about … Continue reading